Email id's of Indian Cricketers:1. Laxman: available@ home-only.com
2. Kumble: only@ test_match.com
3. Sachin: admitted@ hospital.com
4. Kaif: good@ for_nothing.com
5. Sehwag: consistently@ out_of_form.com
6. Dravid: stick@ crease_like_fevicol.com
7. Pathan: takewickets@ only_with_ kenya.com
8. Greg Chappell: only_experiment@ noresult.com
9. Munaf Patel: only_line&length@ nospeed.com
10. Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@ nowicket.com
11. Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com
Who is faster?
Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."
Notice any difference?
The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'
The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'
Skills for getting ready:
Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot.
As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian wicketkeeper
Aliens and Cricket:
Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs, They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed. When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
"I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshipers gathered. Then two priests walk to the center of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the center and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."
"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"
"Then it begins to rain."
